An Actual Random Converstation

I love random people at parties:

Dude: I had a friend from high school once. He was homecoming king. A couple of years after graduation he fell into a cement truck he was cleaning and died.

Me: O. . . .k. . .

Dude: Yeah, they said the cement got all in his lungs and stuff and the powder turned his insides into stone. It was pretty bad. Glad he wasnt my friend.

Me: [Very confused look] What? . . . . Well, at least they didnt have to embalm him.

Dude: What?!!? Thats SOO crude!!! How can you say that about my best friend from high school?!!? I cant believe youre that much of a bitch!?!!?

Me: But. ..Didnt you. . .never mind. . . I need another drink.

Dude: Dont feel too bad, I mean it was wrong to say that, but he really wasnt my friend, I think. . .

Me: [Walking away]

And Ya'll Are Scared To Ride With Me!?!? ΘΘ

These are the people I'm supposed to be learning from!!!




Actually, everyone in this video is pretty good, but you have to admit, that even the best still have some. . .umm. . .let's say "adventures" and "mishaps" when out on the track.

Thankfully, this particular weekend, we only had 2 accidents -- one roll over, and one off road launching, but no injuries. And before you ask, no, I was not one of them!!