Mom's Attempt At Plumming

"So I dropped the toothpaste cap down the sink, and while I was trying to get it out, I dropped the tweezers in there too. And now it's so far down you can't see them anymore. I don't think using the spoon handle with tacky stuff on it helped either. . . "

College Station Cops

"Today we salute you Mr. College Station Police officer. While Bryan policemen are out catching real criminals, you are out catching underage college students drinking beer. Whether it's on campus or off, you bravely go that extra mile to make sure that every party is stopped before midnight. Yes, you go undercover sporting a beer belly and a receding hairline, you are the picture of justice and law enforcement. While some officers are out there saving lives, you are making the world a more sober place one college student at a time. So go ahead and crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh titan of the tickets, because when someone asks what you do for a living, you can proudly declare, "I bust house parties."

~~Thanx Charlie

The List-Eater ΘΘ

I know it's been a while, but I found this and had to share, the whole thing still cracks me up!!

Today we salute you, Ms. 2005 Cotton Bowl Student Ticket List-eater you stand your ground against the angry masses to get your tickets, because deep down you know you are right. Carefully you stuffed that list in your mouth as if it was coated with chocolate frosting. As others looked on in sheer horror and amazement, you swallowed hard and ruined nights of dedication And even though you carry a few extra pounds, you tossed those concerns aside and devoured that slice of paper fiber goodness.

So crack open an ice cold Bud Light Ms. 2005 Cotton Bowl Student Ticket List-eater, because thanks to you, ticket window eight will now forever be remembered as ticket window "ate."

It's good to be an Alumni!!

And, for all you non Ags, Click Here to read about it or do a google search on "listeater."
For the FOX NEWS Archive, Click Here.

Here's the Video -- If you haven't seen it, it's HILARIOUS!!


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An Actual Random Converstation

I love random people at parties:

Dude: I had a friend from high school once. He was homecoming king. A couple of years after graduation he fell into a cement truck he was cleaning and died.

Me: O. . . .k. . .

Dude: Yeah, they said the cement got all in his lungs and stuff and the powder turned his insides into stone. It was pretty bad. Glad he wasnt my friend.

Me: [Very confused look] What? . . . . Well, at least they didnt have to embalm him.

Dude: What?!!? Thats SOO crude!!! How can you say that about my best friend from high school?!!? I cant believe youre that much of a bitch!?!!?

Me: But. ..Didnt you. . .never mind. . . I need another drink.

Dude: Dont feel too bad, I mean it was wrong to say that, but he really wasnt my friend, I think. . .

Me: [Walking away]

And Ya'll Are Scared To Ride With Me!?!? ΘΘ

These are the people I'm supposed to be learning from!!!




Actually, everyone in this video is pretty good, but you have to admit, that even the best still have some. . .umm. . .let's say "adventures" and "mishaps" when out on the track.

Thankfully, this particular weekend, we only had 2 accidents -- one roll over, and one off road launching, but no injuries. And before you ask, no, I was not one of them!!