An Actual Random Converstation

I love random people at parties:

Dude: I had a friend from high school once. He was homecoming king. A couple of years after graduation he fell into a cement truck he was cleaning and died.

Me: O. . . .k. . .

Dude: Yeah, they said the cement got all in his lungs and stuff and the powder turned his insides into stone. It was pretty bad. Glad he wasnt my friend.

Me: [Very confused look] What? . . . . Well, at least they didnt have to embalm him.

Dude: What?!!? Thats SOO crude!!! How can you say that about my best friend from high school?!!? I cant believe youre that much of a bitch!?!!?

Me: But. ..Didnt you. . .never mind. . . I need another drink.

Dude: Dont feel too bad, I mean it was wrong to say that, but he really wasnt my friend, I think. . .

Me: [Walking away]